**Fulton County DA Says Fake Trump Electors Are Incriminating One Another, Wants Lawyer Disqualified: A Comedy of Errors**
In a plot twist that could only be scripted by a team of caffeinated monkeys, Fulton County District Attorney Fanny Fumble announced today that the fake Trump electors are not only incriminating each other but also auditioning for the next season of “Survivor: Legal Edition.”
“Honestly, it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to build a sandcastle with spaghetti,” Fumble quipped at a press conference, her eyes gleaming with the joy of a cat who just discovered a laser pointer. “They’re throwing each other under the bus faster than a game of musical chairs at a kindergarten birthday party.”
The DA’s office has reportedly received a flood of confessions from the faux electors, with one claiming, “I thought we were just playing a really intense game of charades!” while another insisted, “I was just following orders from my cat. He’s very persuasive.”
In a shocking turn of events, Fumble is now seeking to disqualify the electors’ lawyer, who was last seen trying to convince a judge that “fake” is just a state of mind. “Your Honor, if we can’t trust the electors’ reality, how can we trust our own?” he reportedly argued, before being escorted out for attempting to perform a magic trick with a deck of cards.
As the drama unfolds, the DA is left wondering if she should be prosecuting a case or writing a sitcom. “At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to pull out a rubber chicken,” Fumble said, shaking her head. “If this keeps up, I might just start charging admission to the courtroom.”
Stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Electors Turn,” where we’ll find out if they can escape the clutches of reality—or if they’ll just keep digging their own graves with increasingly ridiculous excuses.
