**Former WWE Executive Supports Accuser in Lawsuit Against McMahon and WWE: “I Just Wanted to Be a Referee!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left wrestling fans and casual viewers alike scratching their heads, a former WWE executive has thrown his support behind an accuser in a lawsuit against Vince McMahon and the WWE. The executive, who wishes to remain anonymous but goes by the wrestling-inspired name “Slammy McSlamface,” claims he was “just trying to help” when he accidentally stumbled into the ring during a live event.
“I thought I was auditioning to be a referee,” McSlamface explained, “but instead, I ended up in a headlock with The Undertaker. I mean, who knew he was so strong? I just wanted to count to three and maybe get a free t-shirt!”
The lawsuit alleges that McMahon and WWE fostered an environment where “body slams and bad decisions” were the norm. McSlamface, who once tried to pitch a storyline involving a talking goldfish named “Goldie the Great,” claims he was “emotionally traumatized” by the experience. “I still wake up in a cold sweat, dreaming that I’m being body-slammed by a giant inflatable championship belt,” he lamented.
In a bizarre twist, McMahon responded to the lawsuit by stating, “If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to sue me, I’d have enough money to buy a new jet ski. And let me tell you, I love jet skis more than I love lawsuits!”
As the wrestling world watches this drama unfold, fans are left wondering: will McSlamface ever get his chance to referee a match? Or will he be forever known as the man who just wanted to count to three but ended up counting his regrets instead? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure—this lawsuit is shaping up to be more entertaining than a Royal Rumble!
