**Former Judge Sentenced to Prison for Shooting Ex-Boyfriend While He Slept: Justice Served or Just a Bad Case of Pillow Talk?**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the legal community scratching its collective head, former judge and self-proclaimed “Queen of the Courtroom,” Linda “The Gavel” McFist, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting her ex-boyfriend, Chuck “The Snorer” Thompson, while he was peacefully dreaming of a world where pineapple belongs on pizza.
According to sources, McFist, who once presided over cases involving everything from petty theft to the occasional cat custody battle, claimed she mistook Thompson’s snoring for “a bear attack.” In a statement that has since gone viral, she exclaimed, “I thought I was protecting my home! Who knew that a man could snore so loudly? I mean, I’ve heard quieter chainsaws!”
Witnesses reported that the incident occurred after a heated argument over the last slice of pizza. “I told him, ‘If you don’t stop snoring, I’m going to shoot you!’” McFist said, adding, “I just didn’t think I’d take it literally. I mean, I’m a judge! I’m supposed to be above that!”
Legal experts are baffled by the case. “This is unprecedented,” said Professor Al “The Law” Legally. “We’ve seen judges do some crazy things, but shooting your ex while he’s asleep? That’s a new low. Or a new high, depending on how you look at it.”
As McFist was led away in handcuffs, she shouted, “I’ll appeal this! I’m just trying to make my case!” Meanwhile, Thompson, who is recovering from his injuries, was last seen auditioning for a role in a new reality show titled “Snore Wars: The Battle for the Blanket.”
In the end, it seems that justice may not be blind, but it certainly has a sense of humor.
