**Florida Senator Moody Proposes Bill to Accelerate Deportation of Criminal Illegal Immigrants: A Comedy of Errors**
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others rolling on the floor laughing, Florida Senator Jason Moody has proposed a bill that aims to accelerate the deportation of criminal illegal immigrants. The bill, dubbed the “Speedy Gonzalez Act,” promises to send offenders back to their home countries faster than you can say “Florida Man.”
“Why wait for the slow boat to China when we can just catapult them back?” Senator Moody quipped at a press conference, while demonstrating his new “Deportation Catapult” prototype. “It’s eco-friendly, and it’s a great way to reduce our carbon footprint—especially if we aim for the ocean!”
Critics of the bill have raised eyebrows, with local resident and self-proclaimed “Deportation Expert” Bob “The Deportinator” Johnson stating, “I think it’s a great idea! But why stop at just criminals? Let’s deport anyone who doesn’t like Florida’s humidity! I mean, who wouldn’t want to live in a swamp?”
Meanwhile, Senator Moody’s office has been flooded with calls from confused constituents. One caller, who identified himself as “Margarita Mike,” asked, “Can we deport my ex-wife while we’re at it? She’s a criminal in my heart!”
As the bill gains traction, Moody has promised to include a “frequent flyer” program for those deported multiple times. “If you get deported three times, you get a free trip to Disney World!” he announced, while wearing Mickey Mouse ears.
In a state known for its bizarre headlines, this latest proposal has left many wondering if Florida is the real-life setting for a sitcom. As one local comedian put it, “If this bill passes, I’m changing my act to ‘Florida: The Deportation Chronicles.’ It’s got a nice ring to it!”
So, as the Sunshine State gears up for another wild legislative session, one thing is clear: Florida politics is never short on laughs—or questionable ideas.
