**Flood Threat Looms for Washington and Baltimore as Miami Breaks Rain Record: Daily Weather Update from FOX Weather**
In a shocking turn of events that has left meteorologists scratching their heads and local ducks quacking in delight, Miami has officially broken its rain record, leaving Washington and Baltimore in a state of soggy panic. As the sun shines brightly over the Sunshine State, residents are bracing for a deluge that could turn the Potomac River into a water park ride.
“Honestly, I thought I was just sweating from the humidity,” said local Baltimorean, Bob “The Umbrella” Johnson, who was last seen trying to paddle his kayak down the streets of Fells Point. “But then I realized it was just the sky crying over my fantasy football team.”
Meanwhile, Washington D.C. officials are preparing for the worst. “We’re not saying it’s going to flood, but we’ve already ordered 10,000 inflatable alligators just in case,” said Mayor Muriel Bowser. “If we’re going to be underwater, we might as well make it a party!”
In Miami, residents are celebrating their record-breaking rain with a new cocktail: the “Tropical Tsunami,” which is just a piña colada with a splash of panic. “I’ve never seen so much rain in my life,” said local bartender Juan “The Rainmaker” Rodriguez. “I’m just glad I’m not in D.C. right now. They don’t even know how to float!”
As the flood threat looms, experts are advising residents to stock up on essentials: bread, milk, and inflatable flamingos. “You can never be too prepared,” said local conspiracy theorist, Linda “The Flood Whisperer” Smith. “I’ve already built an ark in my backyard. It’s just a kiddie pool, but it’s got a great view of the neighbor’s cat.”
So, as Miami continues to drown in its own record-breaking rain, Washington and Baltimore are left to ponder the age-old question: “How do you build a boat out of pizza boxes?” Stay tuned for more updates as we navigate this wet and wild weather saga!
