**FLASHBACK: Ilhan Omar’s 2018 Call for Caution Against White Men**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and mildly amused, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar made headlines in 2018 with her now-infamous call for caution against white men. Yes, you heard that right! In a press conference that can only be described as a “white-knuckle” affair, Omar urged the public to “exercise extreme caution” around white men, citing their “unpredictable behavior” and “uncontrollable urge to wear cargo shorts.”
“Look, I’m not saying all white men are dangerous,” Omar reportedly said while dodging a flying frisbee thrown by a group of enthusiastic white men in cargo shorts. “But if you see one approaching with a craft beer in hand and a suspiciously well-groomed beard, it’s best to cross the street.”
The congresswoman’s comments sparked a nationwide debate, with some people taking her words to heart. Local resident and self-proclaimed “white guy” Chad McBroski stated, “I was just trying to enjoy my pumpkin spice latte when I heard about this. Now I’m considering wearing a sign that says ‘Not All White Men!’ just to be safe.”
Meanwhile, a group of white men formed a support group called “Brothers Against Bad Press” (B.A.B.P.) to combat the stigma. Their motto? “We’re not all bad, just most of us on weekends!”
In a bizarre twist, a white man named Steve, who was previously known for his love of knitting and baking cookies, was seen wearing a T-shirt that read, “Caution: I’m a White Man and I Bake!” He claimed it was a “protest against the stereotype.”
As the dust settled, Omar’s call for caution became a cultural phenomenon, inspiring a new line of merchandise featuring T-shirts, mugs, and even caution tape that reads, “Caution: White Men Ahead!”
So, the next time you see a white man in the wild, remember Omar’s sage advice: approach with caution, and maybe bring a snack. After all, you never know when a cargo short might strike!
