**Fiery Plane Crash in San Diego Military Area Leaves 2 Dead and 8 Injured: Local Residents Blame the Weather, Aliens, and Bad Taco Tuesday**
In a shocking turn of events that has left San Diego residents both bewildered and slightly amused, a military plane crashed in a designated area, resulting in two unfortunate fatalities and eight injuries. Eyewitnesses reported that the aircraft appeared to be performing some sort of aerial ballet before it decided to take a nosedive into the ground, leaving behind a fiery spectacle that could only be described as “a really bad Fourth of July celebration.”
Local resident and self-proclaimed aviation expert, Chuck “The Plane Whisperer” McGee, stated, “I knew something was off when I saw the plane doing loop-de-loops. I thought, ‘That’s not how you land!’” Chuck, who has never flown a plane but has watched every episode of *Top Gun*, added, “I mean, if you’re going to crash, at least do it with style. Maybe throw in a few spins?”
Meanwhile, conspiracy theorist and taco enthusiast, Linda “The Alien Whisperer” Rodriguez, was quick to blame extraterrestrial involvement. “I saw a UFO hovering nearby right before the crash. I’m telling you, they’re trying to take our planes! Or maybe they just wanted to steal my tacos. Either way, I’m not flying again until we get a taco-proof aircraft!”
The military has yet to release an official statement, but sources close to the situation revealed that the pilot was last heard saying, “Hold my beer!” before the ill-fated maneuver. As for the injured, they were treated for minor injuries, but one man reportedly suffered a severe case of embarrassment after attempting to take a selfie with the flaming wreckage.
In the aftermath, local businesses are cashing in on the chaos. “Fiery Plane Crash Tacos” are now the hottest item on the menu at Taco Tuesday, with one customer exclaiming, “These tacos are so good, they could make a plane crash worth it!”
As San Diego recovers from this fiery fiasco, one thing is clear: if you’re going to crash, make sure it’s not on Taco Tuesday.
