**Federal Judge Upholds Block on Naples, Florida’s ‘PrideFest’ Drag Show Restrictions: A Raucous Ruling!**
In a stunning turn of events that has left the sun-soaked streets of Naples, Florida, buzzing with excitement, a federal judge has upheld a block on the city’s attempts to restrict the upcoming ‘PrideFest’ drag show. The ruling has been met with cheers, confetti, and a few confused alligators who were just trying to enjoy their afternoon sunbathing.
Judge Judy “Not That One” McGuffin, who presided over the case, stated, “You can’t spell ‘fun’ without ‘drag’—and I’m not talking about the kind of drag that happens when my Aunt Edna tries to parallel park.” The judge’s ruling has been hailed as a victory for both the LGBTQ+ community and anyone who enjoys a good sequined outfit.
Local resident and self-proclaimed drag aficionado, Barry “Bubbles” McSparkle, expressed his delight: “This is fantastic! I was worried I’d have to watch reruns of ‘The Golden Girls’ instead. No one wants to see that much polyester without a little glitter!”
Meanwhile, Naples Mayor, Chuck “The Duck” Quackerson, attempted to defend the city’s original restrictions by stating, “We just wanted to keep things family-friendly. You know, like a good ol’ fashioned barbecue—minus the drag queens and plus a lot more potato salad.”
In response, local drag queen and part-time motivational speaker, Miss Trixie Twerk, quipped, “Honey, if you think potato salad is family-friendly, you’ve never seen my Aunt Linda after three margaritas!”
As Naples prepares for the most fabulous PrideFest yet, one thing is clear: the only thing getting blocked this summer will be the sun—because the drag queens are bringing the shade!
