**Federal Judge Halts Trump’s Efforts to Disband US Institute of Peace: “Peace is Just Too Peaceful!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both confused and mildly amused, a federal judge has halted former President Donald Trump’s audacious attempt to disband the United States Institute of Peace (USIP). The judge, who insisted on remaining anonymous but was later identified as “Judge Judy’s less famous cousin,” stated that “peace is just too peaceful to be disbanded.”
Trump, who was reportedly inspired by a late-night infomercial for a “Peace Be Gone” spray, claimed that the USIP was “too peaceful” and “not enough about winning.” In a statement that could only be described as classic Trump, he declared, “Why do we need an institute for peace? I mean, have you seen my golf scores? That’s where the real peace is!”
In response to the ruling, Trump’s spokesperson, a man named Chuck “The Peacekeeper” McBanter, said, “We’re going to appeal this decision. We believe in a world where peace is optional, like a salad at a barbecue. Who needs it?”
Meanwhile, the USIP has been busy preparing for its annual “Peace Olympics,” where diplomats compete in events like “Negotiation Tug-of-War” and “Conflict Resolution Relay Races.” The event’s organizer, a woman named Harmony Bliss, stated, “We’re just trying to keep the peace, one awkward conversation at a time.”
As the nation waits for the next chapter in this bizarre saga, one thing is clear: peace may be here to stay, but the jokes are just getting started. In the words of Judge Judy’s less famous cousin, “If we can’t have peace, at least let’s have a good laugh!”
