**Federal Judge Orders Trump Administration to Monitor Deportations to South Sudan: A New Reality Show?**
In a groundbreaking ruling that has left the nation scratching its head and reaching for the popcorn, a federal judge has directed the Trump administration to monitor deportations to South Sudan. Yes, you heard that right! Apparently, the administration’s previous strategy of “just winging it” wasn’t cutting it anymore.
Judge L. O. L. McGuffin, known for his love of reality TV, stated, “We need to keep an eye on these deportations. I mean, if we’re going to send people to South Sudan, we might as well make it a show! ‘Survivor: Deportation Edition’ could be a hit!”
In a press conference that felt more like a stand-up comedy routine, White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McAninny quipped, “We’re just trying to make sure everyone has a smooth landing. You know, like when you order a pizza and it arrives upside down. We don’t want that for our deportees!”
Meanwhile, South Sudanese officials are reportedly thrilled about the influx of new residents. “We’re ready for a cultural exchange! We’ve got plenty of room for people who can’t tell the difference between a ‘South Sudan’ and a ‘South Side Chicago’,” said local mayor, Bongo McBongo.
As the Trump administration gears up for this new monitoring initiative, sources say they’re considering hiring a team of “Deportation Influencers” to document the journey. “We want to make sure everyone gets their 15 seconds of fame,” said influencer manager, Trixie TikTok. “Imagine the hashtags! #DeportationDiaries, #SouthSudanSquadGoals!”
In the meantime, the nation waits with bated breath for the next episode of this political soap opera. Will deportees find love in South Sudan? Will they learn to dance the traditional way? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: this is one reality show we didn’t see coming!
