**Federal Judge Blocks New Oklahoma Immigration Law: A Hilarious Twist in the Wild West**
In a shocking turn of events that has left Oklahomans scratching their heads and wondering if they accidentally wandered into a sitcom, a federal judge has blocked a new immigration law that was set to make Oklahoma the “No Fun Zone” of the United States. The law, which aimed to deport anyone who couldn’t name all the state’s 77 counties in under 30 seconds, was deemed “a little too ambitious” by Judge H. L. O’Rama, who reportedly said, “I can barely name my own kids, let alone 77 counties!”
The law was championed by state senator Buck “I’m Not a Cowboy, I Just Dress Like One” McGraw, who claimed it would “protect the integrity of our great state.” When asked for a comment, McGraw said, “We just wanted to make sure that if you’re going to live in Oklahoma, you better know where you are! I mean, if you can’t find your way around, how can you find a good barbecue joint?”
Local resident and self-proclaimed “County Expert” Betty Lou Pickle chimed in, “I can name all 77 counties, but I still can’t find my way out of the Walmart parking lot! Maybe we should focus on that instead!”
In a bizarre twist, the law also included a provision that required all immigrants to participate in a mandatory line dance class. “We figured if they can’t speak English, at least they can do the Electric Slide,” McGraw added, while practicing his own questionable moves.
As the dust settles on this legal showdown, Oklahomans are left wondering what’s next. Will they be required to recite the state’s official song while balancing a plate of fried okra? Only time will tell. For now, we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the only thing getting deported in Oklahoma is common sense.
