**FDA Approves Additional Bivalent Boosters: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Shot?**
In a groundbreaking decision that has left the world both amused and mildly confused, the FDA has cleared the way for additional bivalent boosters for certain vulnerable individuals. Yes, folks, it seems that the only thing more contagious than a virus is the enthusiasm for getting jabbed!
Dr. Ima Shotwell, the FDA’s Chief Vaccination Enthusiast, stated, “We realized that some people just can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet vaccine juice. It’s like a never-ending buffet of immunity! Who wouldn’t want to be the most vaccinated person in the room? It’s the new status symbol!”
The announcement has sparked a flurry of excitement among the “vulnerable” crowd, which now includes anyone who has ever sneezed in public. “I’ve had three boosters already, but I’m ready for more!” exclaimed local resident Betty Boosterson, who has taken to wearing a T-shirt that reads, “I’m not fully vaccinated until I’m fully boosted!”
Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are having a field day. “This is clearly a ploy by Big Pharma to sell more syringes,” claimed self-proclaimed expert and part-time barista, Joe Conspiracy. “Next, they’ll be offering flavor options! I’m holding out for the raspberry variant!”
As the world gears up for yet another round of shots, one thing is clear: if you’re not getting boosted, you might as well be living in a cave. So, roll up those sleeves, folks! The FDA is here to ensure that your immune system is as overqualified as your barista.
