**FBI Offers $10K Reward for Capture of Fugitive Former Arkansas Police Chief in ‘Devil in the Ozarks’ Case**
In a plot twist that could only be scripted by a caffeine-fueled screenwriter, the FBI has announced a $10,000 reward for the capture of former Arkansas Police Chief, Billy “The Devil” McCoy, who has mysteriously vanished into the Ozark wilderness. McCoy, who was last seen wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops, is wanted for allegedly turning the local police department into a “one-man show” featuring questionable arrests and an abundance of karaoke nights.
“Billy always said he wanted to be a rock star,” said local resident and part-time conspiracy theorist, Linda “The Oracle” Jenkins. “I guess he took ‘breaking the law’ a little too literally. I mean, who knew ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ could lead to a life on the lam?”
The FBI’s announcement has sparked a frenzy among amateur sleuths and bored locals alike. “I’m just here for the reward,” said self-proclaimed detective and full-time donut enthusiast, Chuck “The Sniffer” Thompson. “I’ve got my binoculars, a bag of chips, and a six-pack of soda. What more do I need?”
In a bizarre twist, McCoy’s last known whereabouts were traced to a karaoke bar where he reportedly performed a rendition of “I Will Survive” while simultaneously evading arrest. “He was really hitting those high notes,” said bartender and aspiring country singer, Daisy “The Voice” McGraw. “I thought he was just practicing for a talent show!”
As the search continues, the FBI has urged the public to keep an eye out for McCoy, who is described as “armed with charm and a questionable sense of fashion.” Authorities have also warned that he may be accompanied by a small army of karaoke-loving squirrels.
So, if you see a man in a Hawaiian shirt belting out “Livin’ on a Prayer” while dodging the law, don’t hesitate to call the FBI. Just remember, the reward is only for his capture—not for any karaoke duets!
