**Exploring Ketamine Therapy: Insights from Mormon Reality Stars on a Controversial Treatment**
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left both the medical community and reality TV fans scratching their heads, a group of Mormon reality stars has taken to social media to endorse ketamine therapy as the latest miracle cure for everything from anxiety to the existential dread of being on a show that’s been canceled three times.
“I used to think ketamine was just a fancy word for ‘party drug,’” said former “Sister Wives” star, Janelle Brown, while sipping a kale smoothie infused with essential oils. “But then I tried it, and now I’m convinced it’s the key to unlocking my inner peace—and my closet full of 90s windbreakers!”
The therapy, which involves administering the anesthetic ketamine in a controlled setting, has been met with skepticism by some in the medical field. However, the stars of “Mormon Mamas Gone Wild” are all in. “I went in for a session and came out feeling like I could finally forgive my neighbor for stealing my lawn gnome,” said reality star and self-proclaimed “Gnome Whisperer,” Tiffany McGee. “I mean, who knew that a little ketamine could help me let go of my grudges? Now I just need to work on forgiving my husband for that awful haircut he got last summer.”
Meanwhile, the ever-controversial “Real Housewives of Salt Lake City” star, Jen Shah, chimed in with her own experience. “I thought I was just going to get a quick fix for my anxiety, but I ended up having a full-on spiritual awakening. I even saw the ghost of Brigham Young telling me to invest in essential oils!”
As the ketamine therapy trend continues to gain traction among the reality TV elite, experts are left wondering if this is a legitimate treatment or just another ploy to keep viewers tuning in. “Honestly, I’m just here for the drama,” said Dr. Phil McCracken, a self-proclaimed ketamine enthusiast and part-time therapist. “If it helps them cope with their reality, then who am I to judge?”
So, whether you’re a fan of reality TV or just looking for a way to cope with your own life’s absurdities, it seems that ketamine therapy might just be the new “sister wife” of mental health treatments—controversial, a little confusing, but ultimately, a whole lot of fun.
