**Expert Warns Social Media Support for Accused Killers Mangione and Rodriguez is ‘Exceptionally Bad Sign’**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the internet both baffled and bemused, social media support for accused killers Tony “The Tofu” Mangione and Rita “Ruthless” Rodriguez has skyrocketed, prompting experts to declare it an “exceptionally bad sign.”
Dr. Chuckle McGee, a leading sociologist and part-time stand-up comedian, stated, “When people start rallying behind alleged murderers on social media, it’s like watching a cat play with a laser pointer—entertaining, but ultimately a sign that something is very, very wrong.”
The hashtag #FreeTheTofu has gained traction, with supporters claiming that Mangione’s alleged crime was merely a “misunderstanding” involving a meat cleaver and a very aggressive lasagna. One enthusiastic supporter, who identified himself as “Bobby the Butcher,” commented, “I mean, who hasn’t accidentally chopped someone’s arm off while trying to make dinner? It’s just a part of culinary arts!”
Meanwhile, Rodriguez’s fan club, “Rita’s Rebels,” has taken to TikTok to create dance challenges featuring her mugshot. “We’re just trying to spread positivity!” said club president, 12-year-old Timmy “The Tiny Terror” Thompson. “If you can’t support your local alleged murderers, who can you support?”
Experts warn that this trend could lead to a dangerous precedent. “Next thing you know, we’ll have a reality show called ‘Murderers Got Talent,’” Dr. McGee lamented. “And I don’t think America is ready for that level of entertainment.”
As the hashtag #MurderersArePeopleToo continues to trend, one thing is clear: the internet has officially lost its marbles, and we’re all just here for the ride.
