**Ex-MLB Player Files Lawsuit Against Former Rival for Career-Ending Injury: ‘Clear and Preventable Danger’**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, former MLB player Chuck “The Wrecking Ball” McGuffin has filed a lawsuit against his former rival, Barry “The Bicep” Blaster, claiming that a career-ending injury he sustained during a game was due to “clear and preventable danger.” The incident in question? A rogue hot dog cart that McGuffin alleges was “strategically placed” in the outfield during a critical play.
“I was just trying to catch a fly ball when I tripped over a mustard bottle,” McGuffin lamented in a press conference held at his local diner, where he was surrounded by a mountain of nachos. “I mean, who puts a hot dog cart in the outfield? That’s like putting a trampoline in a shark tank!”
Blaster, who is known for his impressive home runs and questionable fashion choices, responded with a smirk. “I thought it was a clever way to boost stadium sales. I mean, who doesn’t love a good frankfurter while watching a game? Besides, Chuck always had a knack for tripping over his own shoelaces.”
The lawsuit claims that the hot dog cart was not only a “clear and preventable danger” but also a “culinary catastrophe.” McGuffin’s attorney, Sue Flay, stated, “We’re not just seeking damages for the injury; we’re also demanding a lifetime supply of ketchup and mustard. It’s the least they can do after ruining his career and his appetite.”
As the case unfolds, fans are left wondering if this will lead to a new rule in baseball: “No food carts within 500 feet of the outfield.” Meanwhile, McGuffin has taken to social media to promote his new line of “Hot Dog Safety Gear,” which includes protective helmets and inflatable mustard suits.
In the end, one thing is clear: in the world of baseball, the only thing more dangerous than a fastball is a flying frankfurter.
