**Erin Blanchfield Calls Out Maycee Barber Following Fight Withdrawal Due to Medical Concerns: “I Thought We Were Just Playing Tag!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the MMA world reeling, Erin Blanchfield has publicly called out Maycee Barber after Barber withdrew from their highly anticipated fight due to “medical concerns.” Blanchfield, who is known for her fierce fighting style and even fiercer social media presence, took to Twitter to express her bewilderment, stating, “I thought we were just playing tag! I didn’t realize it was a full-contact sport!”
The drama unfolded when Barber, who was reportedly feeling “a little under the weather” (translation: she binge-watched an entire season of *The Great British Bake Off* and forgot to hydrate), decided to pull out of the match. In a heartfelt Instagram post, she wrote, “I’m just not feeling 100%. I think I might have a case of the ‘I’d-rather-be-eating-cake-itis.’”
Blanchfield, not one to back down from a challenge, responded with a series of increasingly ridiculous tweets. “If Maycee is scared of a little sparring, maybe she should stick to her day job as a professional cupcake taster,” she quipped. “I mean, I get it. Who wouldn’t want to avoid getting punched in the face when there are pastries to be devoured?”
In an exclusive interview with our satirical news outlet, Blanchfield elaborated, “I just want to know if she’s okay. I mean, if she’s really sick, I’ll send her a care package. But if she’s just using this as an excuse to avoid me, I’ll send her a box of gluten-free kale chips instead. That’ll teach her!”
Meanwhile, Barber’s camp has remained tight-lipped, with her coach, Chuck “The Muffin Man” McFluffin, stating, “Maycee is focusing on her health. Plus, she’s really into yoga right now. You know, the whole ‘finding her inner peace’ thing. It’s hard to find your inner peace when someone’s trying to punch you in the face.”
As the MMA community waits with bated breath for the next chapter in this saga, one thing is clear: whether it’s in the octagon or the kitchen, these fighters are serving up drama hotter than a fresh batch of cookies. Stay tuned for more updates, and remember, folks: always hydrate before you fight—or binge-watch.
