**Elon Musk Steps Down from Trump’s DOGE, Yet His Political Influence Remains Strong Ahead of Midterms**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its collective head, Elon Musk has officially stepped down from his role as the Chief Doge Officer of Donald Trump’s DOGE campaign. The announcement came via a tweet that simply read, “I’m out. Time to focus on my new venture: Space Cats.”
Sources close to Musk revealed that he was overwhelmed by the sheer number of “Doge memes” he had to approve daily. “It was like being the meme czar of a digital kingdom,” Musk reportedly said while sipping a latte made from the tears of disappointed crypto investors. “I just couldn’t keep up with the demand for Shiba Inu puns.”
Despite his departure, Musk’s political influence remains as strong as ever. Political analyst and self-proclaimed “Doge Whisperer,” Barry Barkington, stated, “Elon may have left the DOGE, but he’s still the top dog in the political kennel. His tweets are like catnip for voters—irresistible and slightly confusing.”
Meanwhile, Trump was seen wandering around Mar-a-Lago, muttering, “I thought DOGE was a dog food brand. Now what am I supposed to do with all these cans?”
In a bizarre twist, Musk has announced plans to launch a new cryptocurrency called “CatCoin,” which he claims will be “the purr-fect investment.” When asked about his political aspirations, he quipped, “I’m just here to make America meow again.”
As the midterms approach, one thing is clear: whether it’s DOGE, CatCoin, or a new line of electric pet rocks, Elon Musk’s influence is here to stay. And if you thought politics was a circus before, just wait until the cat videos start rolling in!
