**Elon Musk Refutes Ketamine Claims in Response to Odd Spoon Balancing Clip**
In a bizarre twist of events that has left the internet scratching its collective head, tech mogul Elon Musk has officially denied allegations that he was under the influence of ketamine while attempting to balance a spoon on his nose during a recent live stream. The clip, which has since gone viral, shows Musk in a state of what can only be described as “unintentional circus performer,” leading many to speculate about his mental state.
“Listen, I was just trying to demonstrate the principles of gravitational equilibrium,” Musk stated in a tweet that has since been deleted, presumably after realizing that “gravitational equilibrium” sounds suspiciously like a fancy term for “I was bored.” He added, “If I wanted to do drugs, I’d just buy a Tesla and let the autopilot take me to the nearest rave.”
The spoon-balancing incident occurred during a Q&A session with fans, where Musk was asked about his thoughts on the latest advancements in AI. Instead of answering, he decided to showcase his “spoon skills,” which, according to his friend and self-proclaimed spoon expert, Gary “Spoonman” McGee, “were more impressive than a cat playing the piano.”
Critics have since come out of the woodwork, with one Twitter user, @SpoonerismFanatic, claiming, “If Elon can balance a spoon, he can balance the economy! #MuskForPresident.” Meanwhile, a rival tech CEO, who wished to remain anonymous but was definitely not Jeff Bezos, quipped, “I’d like to see him try that with a fork. Now that’s innovation!”
In a final attempt to clear the air, Musk tweeted, “I’m not on ketamine, but I might be on to something. Ever tried balancing a spoon while discussing Mars colonization? It’s a game-changer.”
As the world waits for Musk’s next move—perhaps a spoon-themed rocket launch—one thing is clear: the line between genius and absurdity is as thin as a spoon’s edge.
