**Elon Musk Appears with Black Eye at Oval Office Farewell: ‘Just Playing Around with Little X’**
In a shocking turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk made a surprise appearance at the Oval Office farewell party for outgoing President Joe Biden, sporting a black eye that could only be described as “the latest fashion statement from Mars.” Witnesses reported that Musk, who arrived in a Tesla Model Z (which he claims runs on “good vibes”), was in high spirits despite his shiner.
“Honestly, it’s just a little bump and bruise,” Musk said, winking at reporters. “I was just playing around with Little X. You know how toddlers are—one minute they’re building rockets, the next they’re launching their dad into the coffee table.”
Sources close to the event revealed that Musk had been attempting to demonstrate a new “anti-gravity” feature for his son’s toy rocket when things took a turn for the worse. “I thought it was a great idea,” Musk explained. “But apparently, Little X has inherited my sense of humor and my lack of coordination.”
Former President Obama, who was also in attendance, quipped, “I’ve seen Elon take on some pretty big challenges, but I never thought he’d be outmatched by a toddler. I mean, come on, he’s been to space!”
As the party continued, Musk was seen mingling with guests, offering unsolicited advice on how to turn their lives into a “multi-planetary experience.” “Just remember,” he said, “if you can’t dodge a toddler, how are you going to dodge a meteor?”
In a final twist, Musk announced that he would be launching a new line of children’s toys called “Space Brawlers,” featuring action figures that come with their own black eyes. “It’s all about realism,” he said, grinning. “Kids need to learn that life is full of bumps—especially when you’re playing with Little X.”
As the evening wrapped up, attendees were left wondering if Musk’s next venture would involve a reality show titled “Keeping Up with the Musk-ashians,” where he and his family navigate the trials of parenting while simultaneously trying to colonize Mars. One thing is for sure: with Elon Musk, you never know what’s coming next—except maybe a black eye.
