**Driver Crashes into Liverpool Soccer Fans, Leaving Dozens Injured at Victory Parade: “I Thought It Was a Game of Mario Kart!”**
In a bizarre turn of events at Liverpool’s victory parade, a driver, who reportedly mistook the jubilant crowd for a level in Mario Kart, crashed into dozens of ecstatic soccer fans celebrating their team’s latest triumph. Witnesses say the driver, identified as 32-year-old Dave “The Speedster” McGee, shouted, “I was just trying to collect coins!” as he plowed through the throngs of red-clad supporters.
The scene was chaotic, with fans dodging the vehicle like it was a rogue shell in a high-stakes race. “I thought I was at Anfield, not a demolition derby!” exclaimed lifelong fan and part-time juggler, Sheila “The Juggler” Thompson. “I was just trying to balance my pint and my pride!”
Emergency services arrived promptly, but not before several fans attempted to “red card” the driver, with one particularly enthusiastic supporter claiming, “I’ve seen better driving from my nan after a few shandies!”
As the dust settled, the driver was apprehended and later released on bail, with his only comment being, “I just wanted to show my support! Is there a trophy for best crash?”
In a surprising twist, the Liverpool Football Club has since announced plans to incorporate a new “crash course” into their training regimen, with manager Jürgen Klopp stating, “If we can dodge defenders, we can dodge cars!”
As for the fans, they’ve vowed to continue celebrating, with one declaring, “If we can survive a car crash, we can survive anything! Bring on the next parade!”
