**DOGE Reduces Funding for Essential Nuclear Scientists and Safety Engineers: A Howl of a Decision!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the scientific community barking mad, the popular cryptocurrency DOGE has announced a significant reduction in funding for essential nuclear scientists and safety engineers. The decision comes as DOGE’s board of directors, comprised entirely of Shiba Inu dogs, decided that “investing in nuclear safety is just too mainstream.”
“We believe that the future of finance lies in memes, not in boring old science,” said Barkley McBarkface, the newly appointed Chief Woof Officer of DOGE. “Why fund scientists when we can throw money at more dog-themed NFTs? Have you seen the one with a dog in a spacesuit? It’s out of this world!”
Critics are howling in disbelief. Dr. Pawsitive Energy, a leading nuclear safety engineer, expressed his concerns: “This is like giving a squirrel the keys to a nuclear power plant. Sure, it’s cute, but I don’t want to see it trying to power my toaster!”
In a bizarre twist, DOGE has announced plans to replace nuclear safety protocols with “bark-based” safety measures. “If it doesn’t pass the bark test, it’s not safe!” said McBarkface, while tossing a tennis ball into the air. “We’re confident that a few enthusiastic woofs will keep everyone safe.”
As the world watches in disbelief, one thing is clear: when it comes to DOGE, safety is just a game of fetch. So, if you hear a loud bang, don’t worry—it’s probably just a Shiba Inu trying to launch a rocket powered by memes!
