**DOGE Leadership Changes as Elon Musk Steps Down, White House Confirms**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the cryptocurrency world barking mad, Elon Musk has officially stepped down as the leader of Dogecoin, citing “exhaustion from trying to explain memes to my mom.” The White House confirmed the news this morning, stating that the decision was made after a “highly classified” meeting involving a golden retriever, a cat in a top hat, and a suspiciously quiet hamster.
Musk, who has been the face of Dogecoin since he first tweeted about it while eating a taco in 2013, announced his departure via a series of cryptic tweets that included a picture of a sad-looking Shiba Inu and the words “I’m out, but the memes will live on.” In a follow-up tweet, he added, “I’m going to focus on my new venture: Space Doge. It’s like SpaceX, but with more barking.”
In a bizarre twist, the White House has appointed a new leader for Dogecoin: a 12-year-old named Timmy “The Doge Whisperer” Johnson, who claims to have trained his pet goldfish to fetch. “I’m honored to take the reins of Dogecoin,” Timmy said while wearing a cape made of dog treats. “I plan to make Dogecoin the official currency of playgrounds everywhere!”
Meanwhile, the crypto community is in an uproar. “This is a disaster! What’s next? A cat running for president?” exclaimed crypto enthusiast and self-proclaimed Dogecoin historian, Bark Twain. “I mean, I love cats, but they can’t even fetch!”
As the world watches this canine-led revolution unfold, one thing is clear: Dogecoin is here to stay, and it’s going to be a wild ride—preferably in a doggy convertible with the top down.
