**Dave Portnoy Slams Angel Reese as ‘Jacka–‘ Over Jealousy Comments About Caitlin Clark: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy has taken to social media to unleash a tirade against LSU star Angel Reese, dubbing her a “jacka–” for her comments about Iowa’s Caitlin Clark. The drama unfolded faster than a toddler at a candy store when Reese suggested that Clark’s success was “just a fluke” and that she was “only popular because she can shoot a basketball and not because she can cook a mean gumbo.”
Portnoy, never one to shy away from a good roast, responded with a video that has since gone viral. “Listen, Angel,” he said, “if you’re jealous of Caitlin, just admit it! I mean, I get it. She’s like the Beyoncé of basketball, and you’re more like… well, I don’t know, maybe the backup dancer who forgot the choreography.”
In a bizarre twist, Portnoy then challenged Reese to a cook-off, claiming, “I’ll show you who can really whip up a mean gumbo. Spoiler alert: it’s me, and I don’t even know what gumbo is!”
Meanwhile, social media exploded with reactions. One user, @BasketballBard, tweeted, “Dave Portnoy calling someone a jacka– is like a potato calling a tomato a vegetable. Just a lot of starch and no substance!”
As the feud escalates, Reese has reportedly been seen practicing her cooking skills while Clark has taken to Instagram to post videos of her shooting hoops while simultaneously baking cookies. “I’m just trying to show that I can do it all,” Clark said, “but if Dave wants to throw down in the kitchen, I’m ready to serve him a slice of humble pie!”
In the end, it seems the only winner in this bizarre saga is the internet, which is feasting on the drama like a kid at a birthday party. As for Portnoy and Reese, they might want to consider a truce—after all, there’s only so much popcorn one can eat while watching this reality show unfold!
