**Dave Portnoy Criticizes WNBA Amid Investigation of ‘Hateful Comments’ Directed at Angel Reese: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the sports world reeling, Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy has taken a break from his busy schedule of pizza reviews and questionable TikTok dances to criticize the WNBA. This comes amid an investigation into “hateful comments” directed at LSU star Angel Reese, who, according to sources, is now considering a career in interpretive dance to escape the drama.
Portnoy, known for his hot takes and even hotter pizza opinions, stated, “I don’t get it. The WNBA is like a pizza without cheese—nobody really wants it, but we pretend to care.” He then added, “If I wanted to see people throw shade, I’d just watch my grandma at Thanksgiving.”
The investigation began after a series of tweets from anonymous accounts, including one from a user named “@BasketballBard,” who claimed, “Angel Reese is just mad because she can’t dunk on my grandma’s driveway hoop!” This comment was met with a collective eye-roll from the basketball community, as it was widely known that Angel could indeed dunk on most grandmas.
In a bizarre twist, Portnoy suggested that the WNBA should adopt a new marketing strategy: “Let’s put the players in pizza costumes and have them battle it out in a giant inflatable pizza arena. Ratings would skyrocket!”
Meanwhile, Angel Reese, unfazed by the chaos, responded with her own tweet: “I’m just here to play basketball, not to be a topping on Portnoy’s pizza. But if he wants to sponsor my next game, I’ll consider it.”
As the investigation continues, one thing is clear: the WNBA may need to step up its game, or risk being overshadowed by Portnoy’s next pizza review—“The Slice of Controversy.” Stay tuned for more updates, and remember, folks, in the world of sports, it’s always better to be a pepperoni than a pineapple!
