**Cubs Edge Rockies 4-3 in 11 Innings, Handing Colorado 21st Straight Series Defeat: Rockies Fans Now Seeking Therapy**
In a thrilling showdown that can only be described as a nail-biter for the Cubs and a nail-biter for Rockies fans who are now considering a career in professional therapy, the Chicago Cubs managed to edge out the Colorado Rockies 4-3 in 11 innings. This victory marks the Rockies’ 21st consecutive series defeat, a streak so impressive that it’s now being considered for entry into the Guinness World Records under “Most Creative Ways to Lose.”
Cubs manager David Ross was ecstatic after the game, stating, “We really gave it our all. I mean, we even tried to lose a couple of times just to keep it interesting. But the Rockies just kept handing us the win like it was a participation trophy.”
Meanwhile, Rockies manager Bud Black was less than thrilled. “At this point, I’m convinced our team is just a group of highly trained magicians specializing in disappearing leads,” he lamented. “I’m thinking of hiring a psychic to help us figure out how to win a game. Or at least how to not lose in spectacular fashion.”
Fans in Colorado are reportedly taking the defeat in stride, with one die-hard Rockies supporter, who wished to remain anonymous, saying, “I’ve started a support group called ‘Rocky Road to Recovery.’ We meet every Tuesday to discuss our feelings and eat ice cream. It’s therapeutic, really.”
As the Cubs celebrated their hard-fought victory, Rockies fans were left wondering if they should start investing in a new hobby—like knitting or competitive eating—anything to distract them from the pain of watching their team play.
In the end, the Cubs walked away with a win, while the Rockies walked away with a new slogan: “At least we’re consistent!” As the season progresses, one thing is clear: the Rockies may not be winning games, but they are certainly winning hearts… or at least the hearts of therapists across Colorado.
