**Controversy Erupts as ‘Please Walk on Me’ Flag Artwork Removed from New Zealand Gallery Once More**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the art world reeling, the infamous “Please Walk on Me” flag artwork has been removed from the New Zealand National Gallery for the second time this month. The piece, which features a giant flag emblazoned with the words “Please Walk on Me” in bold letters, has sparked outrage, confusion, and a surprising number of unsolicited foot massages.
Gallery director, Sir Reginald Tootington III, stated, “We thought we were being progressive. Who doesn’t want to walk on art? But apparently, some people prefer their art to be, you know, not trampled on.” Tootington went on to clarify that the removal was not due to the artwork itself, but rather the “unprecedented number of people trying to walk on it while wearing roller skates.”
Local resident and self-proclaimed art critic, Brenda “The Foot Whisperer” McGuffin, expressed her dismay: “I was just getting into my groove, doing the moonwalk on that flag, when security swooped in like a bunch of angry seagulls. I mean, what’s next? Are they going to ban interpretive dance in the gallery too?”
In a bizarre twist, the gallery has announced plans to replace the flag with a new installation titled “Please Don’t Walk on Me,” which features a life-sized statue of a very confused cat. “We’re hoping this will be less controversial,” said Tootington, “but knowing our luck, someone will try to pet it and we’ll have to call in the art police.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: New Zealand’s art scene is not just about appreciating beauty; it’s about stepping on it—literally. And if you’re planning to visit, remember to leave your roller skates at home.
