**Controversy Erupts as Orioles’ Coby Mayo Faces Criticism for Baserunning Move**
In a shocking turn of events that has left baseball fans scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists in a frenzy, Baltimore Orioles rookie Coby Mayo has found himself at the center of a baserunning controversy that has been dubbed “The Great Mayo Misstep.” During a recent game against the New York Yankees, Mayo attempted what can only be described as a “creative” baserunning maneuver that involved a cartwheel, a moonwalk, and a questionable interpretation of the infield fly rule.
Eyewitnesses report that Mayo, after hitting a single, decided to channel his inner gymnast and executed a cartwheel halfway to second base. “I thought he was going for a double, but then he just kept rolling,” said teammate and professional eyebrow-raiser, Cedric Mullins. “I mean, I’ve seen some weird things in baseball, but that was like watching a toddler try to walk for the first time.”
Critics have been quick to pounce on Mayo’s unorthodox approach. “This isn’t the Olympics, Coby! It’s baseball!” exclaimed self-proclaimed baserunning expert and local hot dog vendor, Frank “The Stats Guy” Johnson. “If I wanted to see gymnastics, I’d watch my niece’s recital. At least she sticks the landing!”
In a bizarre twist, Mayo defended his move by claiming it was inspired by a dream he had about being chased by a giant pickle. “I thought I could confuse the defense,” he explained, “but apparently, I just confused myself.”
The controversy has sparked a heated debate among fans, with some calling for Mayo to be benched and others demanding he be awarded a medal for “Most Creative Baserunning.” Meanwhile, the Orioles have announced they are considering adding a new position: “Baserunning Acrobat.”
As the dust settles on this baserunning debacle, one thing is clear: Coby Mayo may have just turned the art of running the bases into a circus act, and we’re all here for the popcorn.
