**Colby Thorndyke Shines with 6 RBIs in Coastal Carolina’s 18-7 Victory Over ECU: A Legend is Born!**
In a game that can only be described as a baseball extravaganza, Coastal Carolina’s Colby Thorndyke emerged as the hero we didn’t know we needed, racking up a jaw-dropping six RBIs in an 18-7 victory over East Carolina University. Fans are now convinced that Thorndyke is not just a player, but a baseball deity sent to bless us mere mortals with his divine hitting prowess.
“I’ve seen some incredible performances in my day,” said local fan and self-proclaimed baseball expert, Chuck “The Bat” McGillicuddy. “But this? This was like watching a unicorn play the saxophone while riding a unicycle. I mean, who knew he could hit that well? I thought he was just here for the free nachos!”
Thorndyke’s performance was so impressive that even the opposing team’s coach, Bob “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying” Jenkins, was left speechless. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” Jenkins lamented. “I thought we were playing baseball, not a video game on cheat mode. I’m pretty sure he’s using performance-enhancing nachos.”
As the game progressed, Thorndyke’s teammates began to suspect he might be channeling the spirit of Babe Ruth, or at least the spirit of a very hungry raccoon. “I just wanted to hit a few home runs,” Thorndyke said, “but then I realized I could also feed my entire family with my RBIs. It’s a win-win!”
In the post-game press conference, Thorndyke was asked about his secret to success. “Honestly, I just focused on the ball and tried to ignore the fact that my mom was in the stands yelling, ‘Colby, don’t forget to take out the trash!’” he quipped, earning a round of applause from the assembled reporters, who were all secretly hoping for a slice of that nacho action.
As Coastal Carolina fans celebrated their team’s victory, one thing became clear: Colby Thorndyke is not just a player; he’s a legend in the making. And if he keeps this up, he might just be the first athlete to get a sponsorship deal with a nacho brand. After all, who wouldn’t want to snack like a champion?
