**Charlie Woods Continues Family Tradition with Major Junior Golf Victory: “I Just Wanted to Beat Dad’s Record of 14!”**
In a stunning display of talent that can only be attributed to a genetic cocktail of Tiger Woods and a dash of “I’m not going to let my dad win this one,” Charlie Woods has officially claimed his first major junior golf victory. The 14-year-old prodigy, who is already taller than most of the adults in the clubhouse, shot a blistering 18-under par, leaving competitors wondering if they were playing golf or just participating in a charity event for Charlie’s ego.
“I thought I was playing against kids my age, but it turns out I was just a warm-up for Charlie,” lamented 13-year-old rival Timmy “The Putter” Johnson. “I mean, I was just trying to figure out how to tie my shoes, and he was out there making birdies like it was a TikTok challenge.”
Charlie’s victory speech was a masterclass in humility, as he declared, “I just wanted to beat Dad’s record of 14 majors. I mean, I’m already halfway there, and he’s still trying to figure out how to use Instagram!” The crowd erupted in laughter, while Tiger Woods, who was in attendance, simply nodded and muttered, “I’m just here for the snacks.”
In a post-match interview, Charlie’s caddy, a golden retriever named “Eagle,” added, “Woof!” which many interpreted as a sign of approval. Meanwhile, Charlie’s mom, Elin Nordegren, was overheard saying, “I just hope he doesn’t start asking for a private jet to his next tournament. I can barely keep up with his golf shoes!”
As Charlie continues to dominate the junior circuit, experts predict he’ll soon be competing against professionals, and possibly even his dad in a father-son showdown that will surely end with Tiger asking for a rematch—preferably on a mini-golf course. After all, nothing says “family tradition” like a little friendly competition, especially when the stakes involve bragging rights and a lifetime supply of golf balls.
