Trump Declares Himself Savior of Middle East with Epic Peace Treaty to End ‘Almost Two Week Skirmish’ …
Syrian authorities nab ‘criminals’ for church attack; turns out they just wanted a pew to themselves: satire …
Experts eagerly await Trump’s verdict on Iran’s nuclear program, hoping for another monumental display of damage. …
Iranian politicians already jockeying for position in intense game of Who Wants to Be the Supreme Leader? …
Syrian Minister Blames Church Bombing on ISIS: Shocking twist, terrorists actually responsible for terrorist attack! …
