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Russia and Ukraine Agree on Peace Talks: 3-Way Boxing Match Between Jake Paul, Vladimir Putin, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy To Be Streamed Live on Netflix

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Mississippians and West Virginians Among Rank for First Place in Number Of Elf Replacements During Elf Union Strike

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  • Published: November 20, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Breaking: Elves Walk Off the Job As Santa Refuses to Bend to Union Request

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Elf Union Threatens Strike at North Pole, Citing “Years of Tyranny” Under Santa Claus

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy to host begging classes to world leaders

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

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