World News

Ferry sinks near Bali, everyone missing decides to start new island resort.

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Dalai Lama’s Succession Plan: Reincarnation on the Rocks as China Eyes Hostile Takeover!

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Pentagon’s weapons pause to Ukraine could ‘totally not’ help Putin’s war ambitions, say security experts! #SarcasmCentral

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Hamas Super Serious About Ceasefire, Won’t Budge on Demands – Shocking, Right?

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BREAKING: Iran Decides to Ghost UN Nuclear Watchdog, Sends Passive-Aggressive Text Instead

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IRGC: Oopsies, We Did It Again! What’s Next for Iran’s Terror Army?

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Kim Jong Un cries over lost North Korean troops in Russian-Ukrainian war, wonders if they got a discount on vodka.

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Spying Dane Busted for Jew-Snooping Gig in Germany – Who Knew Danes Were So Sneaky?

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‘Siberian Savior’ locked up for ‘miraculous’ cult mishaps.

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Russia Takes Advantage of US Distractions to Play in Ukraine Sandbox

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Israel’s Totally Not Spying on Gaza with Hilarious Conversations Released amid Aid Criticisms

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UK Jews Warn of Alarming Rise in Antisemitism, Blame Glastonbury Festival for Hate Chants! #NotJustBadMusic #SatireIsLife

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