US

Wealthy Rockefeller vanishes into tribal waters after spooky farewell, probably just off on vacation, right?

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Americans in Peril Everywhere as 6 Illegal Immigrants Mastermind Mother’s Murder, Says Congressman

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Grave Mistake: Funeral Home Owner Sentenced to 20 Years for Overcrowding

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Teen ICU’d after beach mishap; Mom: Told you the ocean was a death trap!

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State Department Spokesman Bouche Bites the Dust at 73: Diplomacy is Dead, Literally.

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US cities celebrate Pride Month by throwing a party and protesting like it’s their job!

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Iranians in US finally caught by Trump’s catch and deport game – better luck next time, immigrants!

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Environmentalists Attempt to Foil Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Plan with Hilarious Last-Ditch Lawsuit

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Young Shark Blamed for New York Beach Attack; Officials Suggest Sharknado Conspiracy

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Kansas Man vs. Fireworks: A Deadly Battle of Epic Proportions Ends in Tragic Victory for All Parties Involved

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Protesters Block Highway in Florida Swamp, Demand Alligator Vacation Homes instead!

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Chaos in Yellowstone as Bison Decides to Take a Dip in Hot Spring… Literally

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