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Senate embarks on vote-a-palooza for Trump’s ‘Yuge and Gorgeous Bill’ and other wacky news galore!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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2 Teens Shot Near Stonewall Inn: Police Shocked That Violence Happened After Peaceful Pride March

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Pennsylvania Manhunt: Residents Refuse to Snitch on Bryan Kohberger’s Murder Shenanigans in Idaho

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Flint’s never-ending lead pipe saga proves that Rome wasn’t built in a day – but who needs clean water anyways?

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Oops! Philly Explosion Turns Neighborhood into Real-Life Fireworks Show

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Man arrested for daring to call out Senate’s awful behavior during Trump’s ‘big, beautiful bill’ debate.

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Man found dead with gun near Idaho firefighters killed in ambush – coincidence or just another day in the Wild West?

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Idaho Wildfire Turns Deadly as Firefighters Ambushed – Active Shooter Adds to Chaos!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Firefighters Ambushed by Flames in Idaho, Somehow Surprised.

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Lando Norris Shocks World by Actually Winning Race for McLaren

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Shark Week Host Reveals Shark’s Hilariously Specific Attack Schedules: Avoid Tuesdays at 3pm!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Boat BBQ at Cape Canaveral: Passengers Toasted, but Saved!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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