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Local Husband of the Year finalist finally dragged back to face consequences for wife’s ‘disappearance’

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Mysterious black packages wash up on Florida beach, turns out it’s just lost Amazon delivery.

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Kohberger’s Boxing Dreams Knocked Out by Former Coach

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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DeSantis flexes budget-cutting muscles, transforms Florida into budget-friendly state by vetoing millions.

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Man gets lifetime supply of free room and board for trying to outdo 9/11 heroes!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Military Troops Bummed to Miss Out on Free Doughnuts in California

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Blade-nado wreaks havoc on Northeast interstate

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Idaho firefighter ambusher revealed as world’s worst hide-and-seek player

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Milwaukee cop bites the bullet in dark alley showdown – partner survives to tell the tale

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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EPA Employees Rally Behind ‘Declaration of Disapproval’ for Trump’s Environmental Shenanigans

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Poll: Americans more likely to take pride in their political party than their country, shocker!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Missouri factory worker discovers industrial oven doubles as a cozy napping spot, police confirm

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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