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Yale Dean Heather Gerken to Lead Ford Foundation in Bizarre Twist of Fate

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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DOJ Tells US Attorneys: Citizenship Revoked for Crimes? It’s Not Personal, It’s Just Business

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Shocking! Jeffrey Epstein’s Files Reveal More Videos Than a Kardashian Family Vacation!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Global Stocks Drop Because Apparently, Gravity Still Works

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Threatens to Raise Taxes by 68% if Senate Doesn’t Pass Bill, Shocking No One on the Planet

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Global Economy Booms as US Stocks Reach for the Stars, Leaving Everyone Else Confused and Hungry for Leftovers

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Watch out for those sneaky lone wolf terrorists at July 4th parties! #Murica #WatchOutBob

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Family of victim in Bryan Kohberger case enter ‘Panic Mode’ over his plea deal, which was obviously the best option, right?

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Lucky Winner Somehow Beats 1 in 292.2 Million Odds in Powerball Drawing on Monday

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Yoga Guru Sentenced to Stretching Out in Jail for Tax Evasion Bend-Fest

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump to Visit Luxurious Detention Site in the Everglades, Better Than Mar-a-Lago!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Iowa Decides Gender Identity is So 2019!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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