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Harrison Ruffin Tyler, Last Grandson of President John Tyler, Passes Away at 96

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Teen Illegal Immigrant Sentenced to Probation After Fatal Colorado Crash, Later Detained by ICE with Family

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Body Discovered in Long Island Pool Believed to Be Fugitive in Father’s Murder Case, Say Police

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Arrested Illegal Aliens in Air Force Cadet Candidate’s Death Found with Packed Suitcases: Report

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Federal Authorities Focus on Venezuelan Alleged to Have Posed as Teen in Ohio High School, Local Charges Dismissed

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Erik Prince Collaborates with Haitian Government to Combat Gang Violence

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Florida Car Repossession Incident: Illegal Immigrant Arrested After Attack Leaves Woman with Stroke

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Feds Uncover $47M COVID Fraud Scheme in Exclusive Video

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Alabama AG Steve Marshall Launches Campaign for US Senate

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Man Accused in 2013 Pennsylvania Campus Sexual Assault Engages Lawyer to Explore Plea Deal Options

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Former Judge Sentenced to Prison for Shooting Ex-Boyfriend While He Slept

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Elon Musk’s Washington Visit: A Chain Saw, Chaos, and Unfulfilled Promises

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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