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Alaska Man Rescued by Wife After Being Trapped Face-Down by 700-Pound Boulder

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI Offers $10K Reward for Capture of Fugitive Former Arkansas Police Chief in ‘Devil in the Ozarks’ Case

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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US Inflation Rate Eases, Showing Minimal Effects from Tariffs So Far

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Texas Teen Triumphs at Scripps National Spelling Bee with ‘eclaircissement’

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Faizan Zaki Claims Victory at Scripps National Spelling Bee After Last Year’s Runner-Up Finish

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Slams Court’s ‘Political’ Tariff Ruling, Urges Supreme Court Intervention and Other Major Headlines

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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US IT Specialist Charged for Trying to Share Classified Info with Foreign Government: DOJ

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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China Focuses on US Military Personnel in Global Espionage Efforts, Ex-CIA Chief Alerts

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Two Decades Later: Unanswered Questions Remain After Suspect’s Confession in Natalee Holloway Case

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Armed and Dangerous: Texas Inmate Escapes from Psychiatric Hospital

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Giuliani Honors Best Friend Bernie Kerik as a ‘True Patriot’: ‘My Life is Richer for Knowing Him’

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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US and Allies Charge North Korea and Russia with UN Sanctions Breaches

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  • Published: June 9, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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