US

East Coast Flights Frustrated by Weather, Independence Day Ruined.

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Trump puts day camp, summer school, and after-school programs on hold because apparently, kids are the real threat to America.

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Man’s Family Reunion Turns Deadly: Brother and Immigrants Included!

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Journalist Arrested for Doing Their Job, Somehow Still Allowed to Stay in Trump’s America

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Man wins $22.75M for stubbed toe on sketchy NYC subway platform.

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DHS shocked by activist’s wild kidnapping yarn – bounty hunters baffled!

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Alabama Appeals Court Shockingly Discovers Constitution, Grants Death Row Inmate Rights

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Barry The Honeymoon Slayer Morphew set to grace courtroom stage for wife’s murder trial.

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Family Demands Director’s Cut of Teen’s Final Performance in Alabama Cop Film

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South Carolina Deputy Ambushed by Sneaky Grasshopper

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Jimmy Swaggart, the original sinner, finally meets his maker at 90.

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US job openings hit 7.8M in May, proving Americans will work for money.

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