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Thanksgiving ‘Food Coma’ Now Classified as a National Emergency

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Congress Passes Bill to Rename Thanksgiving: ‘Pre-Black Friday’ Shopping Day

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Not 72 Hours On Strike, North Pole Records First Lost Time Accident

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GM To Relocate Factories to Deep South – Cage Fight Will Determine Exact Location

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  • Published: November 21, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Biden Set To Be First US President To Open Presidential Ice Cream Parlor

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  • Published: November 20, 2024
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Mississippians and West Virginians Among Rank for First Place in Number Of Elf Replacements During Elf Union Strike

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  • Published: November 20, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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UFOs Spotted Over Roswell, NM: Alien Tourists or Just Really Bad Drones?

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
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Breaking: Elves Walk Off the Job As Santa Refuses to Bend to Union Request

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Elf Union Threatens Strike at North Pole, Citing “Years of Tyranny” Under Santa Claus

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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