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Michael Waltz, Trump’s National Security Adviser, Is Taking Fire From Both Sides

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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‘Difficult to say with a straight face’: Tapper reacts to Fox News’ statement on settlement

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Here are the 20 specific Fox broadcasts and tweets Dominion says were defamatory

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Bernie Sanders Supportive of Trump Suggestion That Canada Becomes 51st State

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  • Published: December 5, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Amazon Drone Mistaken for UFO, Entire Town Panics

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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McDonald’s Introduces ‘Slightly Less Salty’ Fries, Customers Revolt

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Florida Introduces ‘Snowbird Taxes,’ Northerners Panic

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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New Study Finds 1 in 3 Gen Z Thinks VHS Tapes Were Ancient ‘Smartphones’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Politician’s Promises Revealed to Be ‘Really, Really Cool Ideas That Don’t Work’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Reports Show That 40% of People Only Read the Headlines Before Sharing Articles

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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