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Minnesota Maniac Vance Boelter Finally Caught – Turns Out He Was Just Trying to Get an Autograph from the Lawmaker!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Minnesota officials baffled by assassin suspect Vance Boelter’s fashion choices: Car and hat found on highway in fluid search.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Oops! 2 Houdini wannabes caught post-breakout from immigration slammer

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Breaking: New Jersey Immigration Detainees Play Real-Life Hide and Seek – 2 Found, 2 Still Hiding

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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West Virginia Water World: Flash Floods Make a Splash, Rescue Teams Play Hide and Seek with Missing Folks

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Manhunt for shooter of politicians leads to abandoned car in middle of nowhere. Guess he needed a pit stop!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI proudly announces successful capture of tiny fraction of escaped Newark ICE detainees

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Peacekeepers take out the wrong target at Utah protest, proving that accuracy is overrated in the Wild West of America.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Minnesota Lawmaker’s Home Hit by Shooting, Suspect Still at Large; Are We Sure It Wasn’t Just a Wild Party?

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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West Virginia Water Park Claims 3 Casualties, Lifeguards on High Alert for Missing Guests

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Minnesota Manhunt: Neighboring State Fears for Safety as Search for Trigger-Happy Lawmaker’s Shooter Intensifies

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Ready to Play Musical Chairs with Feinstein’s Senate Seat

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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