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US government spends $8.5M to breed flies instead of fixing real problems.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Boston Cop Devastated Over Not Being Able to Take Bullet for Karen’s Boyfriend, Found Dead on His Property

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI on High Alert for Iranian Spies: They’re Everywhere, Even in Your Local Coffee Shop!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Turtle outsmarts pilot in tragic plane crash: NTSB blames reckless reptile for airborne disaster.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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New York High School Overrun by Clones – 15 Sets of Twins Graduate, Chaos Ensues

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Ex-Mayor Turns Super Snitch, Sells Tell-All Book for Big Bucks as Legal Woes Pile Up!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Shark Attacks: The Hottest New Summer Vacation Trend!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Supreme Court Gives Green Light to Americans Suing Palestinian Authorities for Terror Attacks – Get Ready for the Drama!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Former DEA snitch turned ‘Bowling Ball’ charged with squeezing coke big shots. Strike!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Blue city mayor almost snatched but insists city is totally safe: cops.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Blue city mayor barely escapes kidnapping after declaring city safer: police are shocked, yet not surprised.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida Man’s Hot Car Haircut and Happy Hour: Toddler Left to Cook to Perfection

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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