Minnesota Man Fears Knocking on Door Could be Deadly, Thanks to Fake Cops – Satirical News at Its Finest …
ICE officers shocked to discover people don’t like being forcibly detained: DHS reports 500% increase in assaults. …
US Celebrates 250 Years of Pretending to Care About History with ‘Epic’ Battle of Bunker Hill Anniversary! …
New Hampshire City Holds ‘Jumanji’ Anniversary Race With Animals, Because Apparently They Haven’t Seen the Movie. …
Fortune smiles upon one lucky soul in Friday’s Mega Millions. Others left contemplating their life choices. …
Vance Blames California Dems for Immigration Protests, Accidentally Calls Senator ‘Jose’ – Typical Tuesday in Politics! …
Blazing Inferno in Utah Proves Global Warming is Just a Hoax: Stay tuned for more alternative facts! #FakeNews …
