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U.S. Cities Freak Out After Iran Gets Bombed, Traffic Jams Expected

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Texas to Combat Secularism with Mandatory Classroom Commandments: Thou Shalt Not Forget Thy Math Homework

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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MLB Players Discover Extreme Heat Causes More Than Just Sweaty Uniforms

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Crazy Couple’s Cyanide Capers: Ex-Girlfriend Plot Goes Awry, Agents Hospitalized. Oops!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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LA taxpayers to cough up millions for ‘peaceful’ protest against ICE, because who needs roads and schools anyway?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Luxury Titanic 2.0 crashes into NYC dock, proving rich people can’t steer either. Injuries are just a bonus! #YachtFail

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP’s Let Them Eat Cake food stamp plan violates Senate rules, shocking literally no one. Trump’s big bill strikes out again.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Bongino Saves the Day: FBI Nabs 449 Creeps, Rescues 224 Kids in Just 3 Months!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Hot Mess: 22-Year-Old Sends Nudes to 14-Year-Old, Shocking No One

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Karen Spotted Emerging from Cave, Slowly Readjusting to Civilization

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Man Arrested at Utah ‘No Kings’ Rally Shooting Released Because Police Couldn’t Find Any Evidence. #InnocentUntilProvenGuilty

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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CEO Shocked to Find That People Rioting Against ICE Might Actually Be Paid Agitators!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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