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Helicopter Does Epic Flip, Tries Water Landing, Fails Miserably – All Caught on Tape!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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State Dept Warns: Don’t Pack Your Bags Yet – Trump’s Iran Strikes Have Tourists Running for the Hills!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Vacation Turns Deadly: Boat Sinks, Tourists Vanish, Ocean Wins Again!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Biden’s Open Borders: A Welcome Mat for Iranian Terror Sleeper Cells, Says Ex-FBI Chief!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Gun-toting churchgoer learns the hard way that thou shalt not kill at Sunday service.

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Church Shooter Learns the Hard Way: Don’t Mess with Michigan Security Guards

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Supreme Court Legalizes Love: 10 Years of Gay Marriage Bliss in America!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Eastern U.S. Shocker: Sun Still Hot, People Still Sweaty

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Fred Smith, FedEx founder who showed UPS who’s boss, finally delivers himself to the afterlife at 80.

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Juneteenth Celebration in South Carolina Goes Off with a Bang: 1 Dead, 10 Shot Near Veterans’ Center

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Texas schools to replace textbooks with stone tablets; Ten Commandments now mandatory in classrooms

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Major US cities scramble to stock up on sunscreen following airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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