Louisiana Prison Guards Mistake Rasta’s Locks for Weed; Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are the New Marijuana …
US Stocks Dip, Oil Prices Inch Up as Markets Wait for Iran to Decide If They’re Mad Enough to Crash the Economy. …
Security Expert: American Tourists Should Brush Up on Their Running Skills at Airports Post-Iran Strikes …
Trump to Hold Emergency Meeting with Security Team After Successful ‘Operation Midnight Hammer’ and Other Wildly Unpredictable Events! …
Texas Dad Struck by Lightning While Trying to Improve His Golf Game, RIP to His Handicap ⚡️⛳️ #GolfGoneWrong …
ICE detains breastfeeding wife of Marine vet, because apparently feeding a baby is a national security threat 🤷♂️ #OnlyInAmerica …
OKC Thunder Shockingly Win Second Title by Actually Playing Basketball: Beat Indiana in Game 7, NBA Finals. …
Federal judge shocked to discover alleged MS-13 gang member not interested in detention, offers candy instead. …
