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Trump’s Brilliant Idea: ICE Detainees to Face Alligator Guards at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’!

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Chaos at Coney Island Beach: NYPD Arrests More People Than Hot Dogs Sold

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Atlanta Police Arrest Rainbow Bandits, AKA The Flag Smashers, for Hate Crimes Against Pride Flags

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Senator Shocked that Dead People Don’t Get Benefits Faster!

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Wisconsin Court Rules in Favor of Earthworms Over Evil Chemicals

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Former jail guard now expert witness in quadruple murder trial, proving anyone can become a legal authority with enough time behind bars!

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Florida’s ‘Gator Jail’ – ICE detainees get cozy with nature’s toothiest security guards!

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Tropical Storm Andrea: The Atlantic’s First of the Season Superstar!

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Cadaver Dog Sniffs Out Fugitive Dad Who Accidentally Misplaced His Daughters

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Hiker vanishes from ‘Edge of the World’ campground, leaves dad stranded.

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Jury Shocked as Karen Somehow Avoids Murder Conviction: She Definitely Didn’t Do It, Foreman Claims

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Dad on the Run: Murderous Father Takes Daughters on Deadly Wilderness Adventure

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