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Florida Executes Man for Killing Outside Bar: State Shows Mercy by Not Charging for His Drinks

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Teen’s track meet fatal stabbing: just another day at high school or the start of a new Olympic event?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Baltimore Shooting: Suspect Killed, Officer Injured, Bodycam Captures Hilarious Cry of ‘Cease Fire’

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI’s Most Wanted: Train Boss from Aragua Now Officially Unsanctioned by Treasury, Still Unfazed by Borders

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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LA Official Encourages Gangs to Protect Turf from ICE, FBI Investigates Because Who Needs Law Enforcement Anyway?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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NYC Hotter Than Hell: East Coast Sizzles in Epic Heat Wave

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP’s Brilliant Plan to Sell Massive Chunk of America Deemed Too Unethical for Senate. Whoops!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Chemical Supplier Turned Bomber Accomplice Dies in Custody, Fertility Clinic Safe for Now!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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North Carolina Judges Play ‘Hot Potato’ with Governor’s Appointment Powers

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Experienced skydiver forgets to check the air traffic report, pays the ultimate price #SkydiverFail

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Hiker braves heat wave on New England’s highest peak, gets hypothermia because Mother Nature has trust issues.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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NJ teacher proves he can multitask by abusing student and becoming a dad at 13.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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